My fountain at the Blair House told me a hilarious anecdote the otherwise day. It seems that Karl Rove stepped into the President's sleeping room and stood in facade of the man-length mirror. He said, "Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who's the greatest-"
"It's not in work right!"
Rove attuned and said, "Mr. President! I was righteous combing my tresses."
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Rove said, "Oh, at hand is no privileged refinement needed for comb-"
I intended "Lying!"
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"Okay, I was using your reflector. I wished-for to fashion secure it gave the true answer: George W. Bush is the Greatest Man on the Planet Earth!"
The corporate executive said, "I told you it was not working. It keeps voice communication Dick Cheney is the Sneakiest Man on Earth. It never says who is the most dynamic."
Karl Rove secure the President that he would have the mirror restored by the White House Mirror Maintenance Department.
After the mirror was repaired, the President said,
"Mirror, Mirror on the Wall,
Who is the highest man of all?"
The mirror answered as follows:
"Mr. President, I've info for thou.
The Greatest of all is President HU Jintao."
The corporate executive went to the Oval Office and sat in his seat. "Hu Jintao?" he aforementioned aloud as Karl Rove came in the room.
"Yes, but produce positive you sound out it true once you collect him."
"Oh! Hi, Karl! Meet who?"
"Hu Jintao! Do you lifeless want to go to Mongolia on your trip? It's large-hearted of out of the way."
"Yes! The reflector says that Hu Jintao is the supreme regent man on dust. I've got to group him."
Karl Rove cask his principal and said, "George, I'm causing the CIA to update you on China this daytime." Rove port the bureau.
The President sat rearmost in his chair and said, "I admiration why he's doing that? I get bad promotion from treatment next to those guys at the CIA." He beeped his top dog and said, "Cancel my assemblage near the CIA. I'll be doing laps at that occurrence."
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